jackdrinkson:
“deeznutsforcutie:
“ why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it
”
Literally what I was thinking. She’s in a skirt for no reason. It doesn’t even go well with her top like girl, get it together.
”

jackdrinkson:

deeznutsforcutie:

why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it

Literally what I was thinking. She’s in a skirt for no reason. It doesn’t even go well with her top like girl, get it together.

NHL Teams as America's Next Top Model Contestants:

  • Habs: The traditionally pretty girl who already knows she's a favorite to win, and makes sure every other girl knows it.
  • Pens: I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS, I'M HERE TO WIN
  • CBJ: the really fun dorky girl who you want to win, but just isn't good at modeling
  • Stars: The girl who started off with so much promise, but gained 10 pounds halfway through and let it effect her modeling
  • La Kings: the girl who was discovered at the mall and somehow manages to keep winning challenges, despite not knowing what's going on
  • Bruins: Had so much poise and promise in the beginning but somehow keeps managing to fuck up at every photoshoot with some tiny, unpredictable mistake
  • Sens: The super nice shy girl who you simultaneously are rooting for, and forget they're even in the competition.
  • Rangers: the girl who works hard and is successful but somehow gets 2nd every week when another girl has a freakishly amazing photoshoot
  • Islanders: the ugly duckling who grew into her awkwardness and now uses it to her advantage
  • Sabres: the assistant doing Tyra's makeup between scenes